Mint StonkInu

Hiring a broker burns 50,000 $STONKINU and charges a 0.002 ETH desk fee. Half the fee is instantly swapped into tokenized stock and shared with existing holders; half funds the protocol. Your broker mints with its own ERC-6551 wallet.

• ▸ Fixed supply: 999 brokers, ever.
• ▸ Deflationary: every mint burns $STONKINU for good.
• ▸ Passive stock rewards accrue to every broker you hold.
• ▸ Rewards follow the NFT. Sell the broker, sell the yield.

Two steps: first approve the broker to burn your $STONKINU, then mint. You keep custody the whole time; the contract only pulls the exact 50,000 it burns.